In case you don’t know what a minion is there these little characters who speak with a squeak in the films despicable me (2).
Well I bought Mistress a cuddly toy version a while back, she would like an army of them if they were real. So last night I noticed it had moved up to our bedroom, and said…
“Why has the minion come upstairs?”
“So I can cuddle him when your not in the bed?” – Mistress
“So where will I be then?”
“At the end of the bed in your cot of course” – Mistress
Eek – my cot is very small – and I dont sleep brilliantly in it and we had put it away due to nosy kids – it changes to a day bed – but they had seen it in the cot arrangement and were suspicious..
Mistress went on to say that every other weekend I will be sleeping in it for Friday and Saturday nights and possibly for some naps during the day… but of course there is always a twist..
She went on to tell me that I could be wearing my new mittens and my pink dummy gag on occasions and also chained down with an estim butt plug up my bum for some of the duration.
Some how I don’t think this baby will get much sleep!
So it looks like a minion may take my place in the bed, but at least Mistress will be close by to see, smell and hear sleeping.
Don’t get me wrong – my cot makes me feel even more like her baby. It has sheets and everything but it is tiny.